K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me! We'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ To go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
Boo-oop!
- Hi. - Hey.
You want to play with me?
Okay.
Flapjack: ♪ Doo, doo, dee doo doo doo ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
Bubbie: What you doing, baby?
Flapjack: Playing.
Bubbie: Well, why don't you
come play outside in the fresh air?
K'nuckles: Yeah, get out of here, will ya?
You're bugging me.
Flapjack: Boop, boop, boo-oop.
Bubbie: There. Isn't that better?
It's good to get out from being cooped up all the time.
Flapjack: Well, we like being inside.
Bubbie: "We"?
Flapjack: Me and my friends --
boops and beeps.
Hi, Bubbie.
Hey, Bubbie.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Give us a kiss, Bubbie.
Bubbie: Uh, Flapjack...
Flapjack: Pwea-a-a-a-se?
Bubbie: [ SMOOCHES ]
Aww!
Would you look at that!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Bubbie: Baby, why don't you go back inside and play?
Flapjack: Bubbie, you're turning bright red!
Bubbie: Flapjack, go inside!
Flapjack: Whoa!
Bubbie: [ SIGHS ] That boy needs to get out
of this house and make some friends.
Oh, man, this party's gonna be great!
Every kid in stormalong's gonna be there!
Bubbie: Hmm.
Flapjack: Boop boop beep boop.
[ KNOCKING ]
Message for mr. Flapjack.
Flapjack: That's me.
Here you go.
Flapjack: Oh!
"To Flapjack.
Please come to my birthday party.
From Kelly."
K'nuckles: A party?!
Bubbie: Oh! A birthday party!
How exciting!
K'nuckles: Let me see that.
Who's this "Kelly," anyways?
Flapjack: I don't know.
Bubbie: It must be a kid
from the docks.
She's probably seen you around,
and now she wants to meet you.
Flapjack: She wants to meet me
at her Birthday Party!
Ohhhhhhhh!
Wait. What's a Birthday Party?
K'nuckles: Parties are for sissies.
Bubbie: K'nuckles!
Ahhhhh!
Don't you pay him no mind, child.
Parties are fun and great!
Flapjack: Can I bring my friends with me?
Bubbie: Oh, baby, you'll meet new friends at the party --
real friends.
Flapjack: K'nuckles is a real friend.
Bubbie: Baby, K'nuckles is an old man.
K'nuckles: Hey!
Bubbie: You need to have fun
with kids your own age --
little angels just like you.
Flapjack: Oh, Bubbie,
if it's important to you,
then it's important to me.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
Welcome.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Hey!
So, where's the birthday girl?
[ SILENCE ]
I'm right here.
I'm the birthday boy!
You're the one who looks like a girl.
Hey, look at that smile.
Check out the scarf.
He needs to protect his neck
from the elements.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Look at the curls.
How long did it take to get these?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
Screams like a girl, too.
Time to blow out the candles
and open the presents.
Presents!
Give me some of those presents.
Hey, thank you, friends.
Hey, where are you going?
Flapjack: Just on an adventure or something.
Whoa! An adventure?
Do you have any tales?
Flapjack: Yeah. I do.
Well, you got to stay and tell us some.
Flapjack: Okay.
The seas were wavy that morning.
I tasted the water and gave the thumbs-up signal.
I heard something splash out of the water.
Psssssssssh!
I looked over the side of the ship.
It was horrifying!
What was it?
Flapjack: A creature!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
It was crawling up the side of the ship.
It growled.
Rawwhhrr!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
My only defense was my fist!
Hubba boosh!
Hey, you're pretty cool!
Bubbie: Oh, I hope Flapjack's doing okay.
K'nuckles: Who cares?
Bubbie: He must be having a blast
running around with all
his new little friends! Ha ha!
Singing and dancing and playing
and all sorts of fun party games!
[ LAUGHS ]
K'nuckles: Yeah. [ SNIFFLES ]
Good for him.
Okay, class, Peter's going to pass out
his special party invitations now.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you.
And the last one...
for you, teacher!
Oh, Peter, you're so thoughtful.
K'nuckles: But miss --
K'nuckles, shh!
Bubbie: Was it really that bad, K'nuckles?
K'nuckles: Yep.
Sure showed them and their stupid parties.
Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ] Yeah.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Ahhhhhh!
Well, would you look at this.
The invitation says "Flapjack and a guest."
I guess that means you're kind of invited.
K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Whoo-hoo!
I hope there's cake left!
Bubbie: [ GIGGLES ]
...and it was living at the bottom of the sea.
Okay, that was pretty good,
but I got a really scary one --
legend of an old man who lives
on the unwanted side of town.
Together: Unwanted side?!
His life was consumed by the love of the sweets.
It blurred his vision and ruined his judgment.
He'd roam the town and do anythinG to get sweets.
He takes from horses,
old ladies, and children!
- No! - No!
He was branded the name,
uh..."K'nookies."
Flapjack: K'nuckles.
That's it!
The townfolk had enough of his trickery.
They sent him away,
and he now lives in a big, rotten,
old fish beast.
Oh, gross!
Flapjack: Bubbie.
Some say he's taken on a strange little boy
to help him trick people to give him candy.
And you know they're coming
when you start to hear the boy's crazy laughter.
[ LAUGHING LIKE FLAPJACK ]
Oh, no!
What's the boy's name?
Flapjack.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
But no one knows what the boy looks like.
Scary story, huh?
Flapjack: Yeah.
- [ DOOR OPENS ] - K'nuckles: I'm here!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'nuckles: Who wants to play games?!
I'm really good at the --
Ahhhhhhh!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ SLURP! ]
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
Flapjack: Aah!
K'nuckles: [ BELCHING ] Happy Birthday!
[ ALL GASP ]
K'nuckles: So, this is a party, huh, boy?
[ CHUCKLES ] Pretty nice.
What gives, fatso?
You ate all our food!
[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
K'nuckles: Who, me?
Yeah, you!
What are you doing at my party?
K'nuckles: I'm with him.
Yeah, right.
Well, you better leave.
K'nuckles: Leave?!
Will you tell this brat what's what?
Flapjack: Huuuuu...
K'nuckles: What you waitin' for, boy?
Tell him.
Hello!
Come along, weirdo.
K'nuckles: But I was invited!
Tell 'em, boy! Tell 'em!
Ooh, what a weirdo.
Flapjack: Yeah, right.
[ THINKING ] Thank goodness that's over.
Bubbie: Baby?
Where are you, baby?
Come to Bubbie!
Oh, there you are!
Give us huggies!
Mmm! Mmm!
Ooh, these must be your new little friends.
Come to Bubbie, angels!
Don't touch us, weirdo!
Bubbie: Weirdo?!
Yeah. Don't you know whales
aren't supposed to talk?
[ LAUGHTER ]
- Bubbie: But -- - but what?
She think she's your girlfriend or somethin'?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Come on!
Flapjack: [ THINKING ] Now's my chance.
What are you doing?
Not yet.
[ FOOTSTEPS, DOOR CLOSES ]
Now! Come on, fellas.
Flapjack: Where are you --
I-I mean, where are we going?
Outside -- to rascal some townfolk.
Hello?
[ CHILDREN SNICKERING ]
Is someone in the need of surgery or a haircut?
No need to be afraid.
Hmm. I guess not, then.
Flapjack: Wait!
Shut your face!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ HUMMING ]
Ahh! Well, I'm all done.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Aah!
- Who's out there?! - On three!
Flapjack: What happens on three?
- 1, 2... - Come on, now.
- Who's out there? - Three!
Darn you rascallers!
What's next?
Rascalling isn't rascalling
without whale tipping.
Flapjack: But I don't have any money.
You don't need money to tip whales.
But what if the service is really, really good?
No!
We're going to push them over,
you idiots!
Flapjack: Oh, my!
And I know the perfect whale.
K'nuckles: I don't get it.
He acted like he'd never seen me before!
Like his own Captain K'nuckles
was a stranger.
Bubbie: And it's like I'd never
meant anything to him, either.
K'nuckles: [ SOBBING ]
Bubbie: Aah! Ohh! Stop!
K'nuckles: What's going on?!
Bubbie: I'm being attacked!
K'nuckles: Just hold on, Bubbie!
It'll be over soon!
Come on! Put your hands here
and start pushing!
[ CHILDREN CHANTING "PUSH!" ]
Flapjack: Everybody stop!
Why?
It's just a weirdo whale.
Flapjack: 'Cause I'm her weirdo son.
Together: Huh?!
Bubbie: Thanks, baby.
You're that kid from the story!
Flapjack: Yep. Come on up, Cap'n!
And he's my weirdo best friend!
K'nuckles: Gee, thanks, flap.
Why'd you show up to my party, then?
I sure didn't invite you.
Flapjack: I got an invitation.
Bubbie: Uh, flap, about that.
Uh... I got Lolly Poopdeck
to deliver you a fake invitation.
Flapjack: But why?
Bubbie: Well, I just wanted you
to make some real friends.
I'm sorry.
You guys are weirdos.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Bubbie: Sorry I tried to make you make friends, Flapjack.
I just wanted you to be happy.
Flapjack: That's okay.
Sorry I acted like a stranger.
K'nuckles: Well, I'm sorry
that nobody ever listens to me.
I told you making new friends never works!
Flapjack: Well, it works on paper.
[ LAUGHING ]
The...
end.
Woof!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Woof!
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
Oh! Oh, okay!
K'nuckles: Flapjack!
Who's lickin' you, boy?
Flapjack: I'm calling him Little Woofers!
He was floating in the sea,
and when I pulled him out,
he started dancing!
K'nuckles: Well, I can dance.
♪ Doo-dee-doo ♪
Woof! Woof!
Woof!
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: Well, "woof" to you, little woofers.
[ LAUGHING ]
- Woof! - Flapjack: Woof woof!
- Woof woof! - Flapjack: Woof woof woof!
- [ LAUGHING ] - Woof woof!
[ BARKING ]
Flapjack: K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: Flapjack, there's an old saying --
"If you love something, throw it away
and pay more attention to K'nuckees."
[ BELL TOLLING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ SOBBING ]
K'nuckles: What goes on here?
The Colonel is missing.
K'nuckles: Colonel who?
Colonel Snaggleberry
Furrington Wagglebottoms.
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
Flapjack: Little woofers.
I miss the Colonel, Charles!
Milady.
I miss him so much.
[ SOBBING ]
Flapjack: [ SOBBING ]
K'nuckles: Whatever.
Flapjack: K'nuckles!
You got to find the Colonel.
K'nuckles: Flapjack, what did I tell you
about throwing stuff away?
Flapjack: He belonged to that rich lady!
And now he's gone, and all
she's got is lots of money!
[ CRYING ]
K'nuckles: Okay, okay!
I'll look for him and bring him back
to the poor...rich lady.
Flapjack: You promise?
K'nuckles: I promise!
Flapjack: Thanks, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Whatever.
I can't do it, Charles!
I can't go on without him!
[ SOBBING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Oh, what is it, Charles?
A note with a dog next to it, Milady.
My eyes are blinded by grief.
What does it say?
"Rorry Rye Ran Raray.
Rye Ruv Roo.
Rolonel Ragglebottoms."
Is that really the Colonel?
I don't think so, Milady.
Shall I take him to the pound
and have him fixed?
Oh, heavens, no!
You can fix him out back.
But do it gently.
Milady.
Flapjack: Woof woof!
Woof!
The Colonel hath returned!
Oh!
Oh, you must be famished,
you poor little mumsie mumsie.
Charles, prepare a feast!
Milady.
Milady?
K'nuckles: [ GIGGLING ]
[ GROANS ]
Woof! Woof!
[ PANTING ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ PANTING ]
K'nuckles: I'm not looking for you.
Woof!
[ PANTING ]
K'nuckles: You might have flap
and the rich lady under your spell,
but it's gonna take more than that to impress --
[ DEEP VOICE ] Oooooooooh!
Oh, Snaggleberry, it's so good
to have you back with us.
[ CHUCKLES ]
How naughty of you to run away
and leave your poor
mumsiebottoms all alone with nobody.
I was here, Milady.
Of course you were, Charles.
I meant to say "Nobody of consequence."
Why are you standing here?
There aren't enough chairs, Milady.
Nonsense!
The Colonel and I have all the
chairs we need.
Milady.
Flapjack: [ BARKING ]
♪ Peasants at the door ♪
♪ Oh, what'll we do? ♪
♪ Peasants at the door ♪
♪ Oh, what'll we do? ♪
♪ They look hungry and angry, too ♪
♪ Hide our money in your shoe ♪
♪ And pretend we're not home ♪
Flapjack: [ BARKING ]
Oh, there it is!
There's the Snaggleberry Waggle!
[ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ PIANO PLAYS OFF-KEY ]
[ LAUGHTER STOPS ]
Milady.
[ PIANO PLAYS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Oh, Charles?
Charles! We need you!
Milady?
Charles, isn't today your birthday?
[ GASPS ] I thought you'd forgotten,
Milady.
Yes, today is my birthday.
Well, you're not using it, are you?
[ DEEP VOICE ] N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[ SPLAT! ]
♪ For he's a doggie good Colonel ♪
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
Do you have a present for the Colonel, Charles?
[ CREAK! ]
Charles, do you have a present?
[ CREEEEAK! ]
Yes...Milady.
Show me.
The candy broom closet, Charles?
Seems like an odd place for a present.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
Charles?
[ DOOR LOCKS ]
I told you before, Colonel,
Milady only needs one lapdog,
and that lapdog is moi!
Flapjack: K'nuckles better
get here with that dog.
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
Woof woof!
[ YELPS ]
K'nuckles: Yeah, you're lookin' pretty good in those.
The last guy who wore those was a lot of fun, like you.
But last I heard, he was pretending to be a dog
at Lady Nickelbottoms' house.
- Woof! - K'nuckles: what are you
sayin', Colonel?
Flap's in trouble?
Woof!
K'nuckles: Charles is gonna
destroy Flapjack?!
- Woof! - I'm sorry, K'nuckles.
You're gonna have to take your dog outside.
K'nuckles: You're a dog?!
This time when I throw you into the sea,
I'll make sure you sink!
Woof woof woof!
[ SNARLING ]
Let go, little boy!
Ohhhhh!
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ SIGHS ]
I got ya, flap!
Woof!
[ WHIP CRACKS, HORSE WHINNIES ]
Flapjack: K'nuckles!
[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]
Charles, you don't have to do this!
I'm not a dog!
You speak!
You have many talents, Colonel.
Too bad one of them isn't not
being thrown into water.
K'nuckles: There he is --
throwin' that dog into the water!
- Woof! - K'nuckles: I mean, "boy."
This isn't a boy!
It's a dog!
Not just any dog! That's the Colonel!
K'nuckles: That's the Colonel.
W-why is the Colonel dressed like a boy?
K'nuckles: I thought he was a man.
Flapjack: He's a dog!
I'm a lady.
Flapjack: And I'm a boy.
K'nuckles: I'm a Captain.
And I'm jealous!
Jealous of the dog who's dressed like the boy
who's disguised as the dog I'm jealous of!
Oh, Charles.
Why didn't you tell me?
[ PIANO PLAYING ]
Move to the rhythm, Charles!
To the rhythm!
K'nuckles: So, what are you gonna do now?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DOGS BARKING RHYTHMICALLY ]